Why I Tweet

twitter-bird-light-bgsTwitter is a temporal black hole, a vapid, largely self-indulgent time-suck whose importance is most of the time greatly exaggerated. I’ve tweeted 1,331 times. It will be 1,332 by the time I shamelessly promote this post.

Tina Fey recently said that most people are too dumb to use Twitter, and I agree for the most part. And yet, that little bird is a constant presence at the top of my browser window. I like to think Tina would be amused by some of my tweets. But then again, probably not.

I tweet things I find interesting. I tweet things I think up that may be funny, or may be poignant, or may be meaningless. I do very little self-promotion, and I find people who tweet nothing but hashtag-laden links to their self-published true crime ebooks on Amazon to be especially tiresome. For me, Twitter is like clothes. It’s not an explicit and overt declaration of who I am and what I’m like, but has almost a voyeuristic shade—private thoughts made public. It’s all carefully calculated and designed, though. It’s preparation for the day when I’m truly public, when I get that little verified badge and my life finally has meaning.

On a practical level, I often will tweet things because I want to keep track of them. It’s just easier than a bookmarking service, which I have to remember to check. Since I’m already on Twitter all the time, my tweets are easy to scroll through.

But really we should all stop kidding ourselves. Very few people use Twitter just to discover interesting articles posted on HuffPo. It’s the ever-so-slightly more realistic possibility of something we say reaching a larger audience that the low-commitment micro-format of the tweet affords us. People might not want to take the time to read our blog posts or watch our YouTube videos, but tweets are so short it’s hard to keep from reading them, like road signs.

And is that so bad? What’s the harm in everyone feeling a little more connected? Is there anything wrong with that glimmering possibility in the back of your mind that this could be the one, this could be the 140-character thought that somebody actually hears? The idea that someone out there could be listening can be incredibly powerful. It’s hard to imagine where we’d be if more people throughout history had kept their mouths shut because they thought nobody would care. So keep tweeting, people. Join the collective noise.

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The Pursuit of Perfection

blueangelFrancine Prose’s Blue Angel may be the closest thing to a perfect novel I’ve ever read. If you’re going to be quoting me on that, however, please make sure to include the context. Francine Prose writing the nearly-perfect novel is like Kobe Bryant making a perfect layup with no defenders in sight. It’s perfect because it’s safe.

True to her name, Prose is a very skilled writer. Her sentences are predictably good, sticking fast to the page they are so solidly constructed. But she takes no risks in Blue Angel—not in terms of style, content, themes, or anything else really. It’s all been done before; she’s just able to do it really well.

So is being near perfect really all that great in this case? Oh, let’s be honest. Of course it is. As effortless as Blue Angel may seem, I’m sure it did not come so easily. That so many similar books have reached and fallen just short of the mark while Prose came about as close to hitting the bullseye as can conceivably be measured is high praise. But this book is not going to change the course of literature as we know it. To do that, you need to take risks.

Risks are dangerous, of course. Pushing boundaries are dangerous. If you’re making risky art, getting recognition for its genius is the least of your worries. There’s the very real concern that it just won’t work, that you will try to push the envelope and, for whatever reason, it will fall flat.

The flip side is, the bigger the risk, the bigger the reward. The books that have truly defined a generation and changed the course of writing like landslides changing the course of a river are the books that bucked the trend, that said to hell with everything that’s come before, and did something truly original and unique. We don’t still read Ulysses today because it was the culmination of a literary tradition that had been attempted time and time again and finally achieved perfection in Joyce’s hand.

This post could end here. But I feel like I’m giving the wrong idea about Blue Angel and Francine Prose. I feel the need to introduce a counterpoint to my own argument, in the form of a cocktail.

Barkeep Derek Brown makes the case that “creativity is not always what it’s cracked up to be” and that the constant boundary pushing-cum-posturing that results in bacon-ancho infused this and quintuple-aged, super-chilled that, means the art of some of the most classic cocktails is lost on many a bartender. This may be more of a case of “learn the rules before you break them,” but it’s also about the pursuit of perfection. As much as we love and reward boundary-pushing, there’s still something very admirable about getting a classic perfect. Prose has done that with Blue Angel, and no one can ever write another book about a middle-aged college professor without inviting comparison to her truly exceptional work.

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Let’s Make a Pact

Let’s make a pact.

Let’s make a pact that this will be the last straw. That the boiling blood inciting all of our status updates, tweets, and prayers today will not calm and be still. That we will remain impassioned in order to keep real conversation going for as long as it takes until real change comes.

Let’s make a pact that when the face of the perpetrator of this act of violence finally begins to flash over our many screens, to not allow ourselves to get swept up in hatred and condemnation. To not allow retribution towards the man himself to be justice enough for our grieving hearts and minds. He will not kill again. But someone else could. And could and could and could, if we don’t make a pact to not let this issue fall away.

Let’s make a pact to think first of the greater good, and not of our own individual whims. To consider the practical implications of our opinions, rather than just the principle of the matter. Let’s make a pact that we will do everything in our power to ensure we can always go to school, the mall, or the movies without fearing for our lives.

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Year in Reading 2012

Looking back at my books from last year, I was struck by how many white guys I read. Fourteen out of eighteen books I read were by white men. In fact, only one of the authors I read in 2011 was not white (Colson Whitehead).

I’m a firm believer in literature’s ability to cross boundaries of all kinds—ethnic, racial, or national. I think readers of any race can read and enjoy books by authors of any race. But reading work by a writer of a different race or gender exposes us to experiences we couldn’t possibly have ourselves. We can change our opinions over time, but one of the only ways to get a glimpse at the experience of belonging to a different race is to read work written by someone of that race. So I made a conscious effort this year to broaden my horizons.

Play It As It LaysI usually gravitate towards the maximalist, “hysterical realism” that’s so prevalent on fiction shelves these days, so it is high praise to call Joan Didion’s ultra-minimalist Play It As It Lays one of the books that really caught my attention this year. Her bare prose draws you down into the depths of the main character’s depression in the most masterful way. Didion wrote this novel with the sensibility of a short story; the quality of the book hinges on every single word—nothing is extraneous, and every sentence pulls more weight than the vast majority of books I’ve read.

Leaving the Atocha StationK. surprised me with a copy of Leaving the Atocha Station by Ben Lerner while I was recuperating from a nasty bug. It was not one of the most expertly written books I’ve ever read, but as far as love-letters to cities in the form of novels go, Lerner beautifully evokes Madrid, both in his physical descriptions and the mood of the city, which he captures well.

Chad Harbach’s The Art of Fielding may be the best book I read all year. If you only read one book from my list, this should be it—end of story.

112263The biggest surprise of the year was 11/22/63 by Stephen King. For better or for worse, I’m pretty biased against genre fiction of any kind, but the plot—a man discovers a portal to the late ’50s in  a diner and goes back to save JFK—really intrigued me for some reason. I don’t have glowing things to say about the prose itself, but there’s a reason King is held in such high regard. I’ve never been gripped by the storyline of a novel more. Making a nearly 900-page novel that spans almost five years into an edge-of-your-seat page-turner is no small feat.

Other honorable mentions from this year include Why Are We in Vietnam? by Norman Mailer, Await Your Reply by Dan Chaon, Great House by Nicole Krauss, and Steven Millhauser’s collection of short stories, We Others.

Here is the complete list of books I read in 2012:

At Home, Bill Bryson
Restless, William Boyd
The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald*
The Subterraneans, Jack Kerouac
No-No Boy, John Okada
Why Are We In Vietnam?, Norman Mailer
Play It As It Lays, Joan Didion
The God of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thompson
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Jonathan Safran Foer
Leaving the Atocha Station, Ben Lerner
The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath
Corregidora, Gayl Jones
Flight to Canada, Ishmael Reed
The Shawl, Cynthia Ozick
Less Than Zero, Bret Easton Ellis
Super Sad True Love Story, Gary Shteyngart
White Teeth, Zadie Smith
What is the What, Dave Eggers
The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet, David Mitchell
The Art of Fielding, Chad Harbach
Portnoy’s Complaint, Philip Roth
Lanark, Alasdair Gray
Smilla’s Sense of Snow, Peter Høeg
Blood Meridian, Cormac McCarthy
A Ship Made of Paper, Scott Spencer
Swamplandia!, Karen Russell
The Lola Quartet, Emily St. John Mandel
11/22/63, Stephen King
An Arsonist’s Guide to Writers’ Homes in New England, Brock Clarke
Await Your Reply, Dan Chaon
Great House, Nicole Krauss
Four New Messages, Joshua Cohen
The Prague Cemetery, Umberto Eco
We Others, Steven Millhauser
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Junot Díaz
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Michael Chabon
The Song of Achilles, Madeline Miller
The Namesake, Jhumpa Lahiri
The Best American Short Stories 2012, Tom Perrotta
Moby-Dick, Herman Melville
The Yiddish Policemen’s Union, Michael Chabon

*re-read

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Audio Essay: Why I Write

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In Defense of Cold Sandwiches

If you’re not aware, hot sandwiches are The Thing right now. If this actually is news to you, then it must be years since you’ve set foot in a dining establishment, because they’ve been The Thing for a while. The panini has firmly established its preeminence, elevating the lowly sandwich to new heights of gourmethood. Who can pass up that delightful blend of pain and pleasure as warm, crusty bread playfully tears at the roof of your mouth, or the bubbling of freshly melted cheese, or the crisped edges of sliced meat?

There’s an undeniable cachet associated with hot sandwiches. Grilling a sandwich seems to give it legitimacy—the kind of legitimacy that lets you justify paying upwards of $10, the kind of legitimacy that keeps a panini from seeming out of place on an upscale, foodie menu. I do love a grilled sandwich, but this reverence for toasting has come at a price: the devaluing of the classic, cold sandwich.

This makes sense at a certain level. Anything that requires heat to prepare does, in a sense, require more skill. By shelling out big bucks for our hot panini, we’re essentially telling the grillmaster, “Good on you for not cooking your fingers off when you prepared my food.” It follows that anybody with a fridge and a surface to work on can slap some meat and cheese between two pieces of bread and call it a sandwich.

To that I say hogwash. When making a panini, the chef can rely on the razzle-dazzle of toasted bread and melted cheese to distract from any shortcomings in the sandwich’s construction. Not so with a cold sandwich. Not only do all of your ingredients have to be top quality and at peak ripeness (where applicable), but with no heavy panini press to squish everything down, the assembly needs to be flawless. It’s not just about putting some stuff between bread, and that kind of flippant attitude towards cold sandwich preparation has resulted in too many spongy, pasty, unappealing atrocities in school lunches everywhere. A really excellent cold sandwich takes just as much care—if not more—than its toasty cousin.

So here’s the rundown: nothing is unimportant in the quintessential cold sandwich. Everything that goes into it has to be as good and as fresh as it gets. The bread is not just an edible handle for the filling—only something excellent and as recently baked as possible will do. Spreads should be applied to both pieces of bread and distributed evenly—nobody likes glops. Don’t just lay the meat down flat—caress it into nice, springy rolls to keep it from compressing and getting too dense when you take a bite. Slice all your toppings as evenly as possible, and try to balance your textures—soft and crunchy, juicy and dry. And it’s not admitting defeat in any way to cut a sandwich in half once it’s done. In fact, there’s a certain gleeful satisfaction to be had seeing the evenly arrayed strata of your creation. Plus, you’re less likely to drop things out the back and disrupt the balance of the Force.

It’s high time the cold sandwich got some of the respect it deserves. When you bite into an exquisitely prepared sandwich, it’s like you’ve arrived. Crack open a beer, toss a handful of potato chips on your plate, and the whole world seems to click perfectly into place. So turn off that panini press you’ve been preheating—it’s time to rethink your lunch.

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We Others, by Steven Millhauser

I’ve always gravitated towards novels when picking books, mostly because I don’t really know what to make of collections of short stories. Do I consider the book as a whole, the many stories—although dealing with different plots and characters—all contributing to a complete work? Do I skim the table of contents and skip to stories that sound interesting and set the book aside from time to time? There are certainly books of stories that can be thought of as a complete work, and some books sold as novels are really, let’s face it, just interconnected short stories. I’m looking at you, Jennifer Egan.

In an effort to ingrain the rhythm and pacing of shorter fiction in my head for my own writing, I’ve started focusing on reading more short stories. When I picked up Steven Millhauser’s latest collection, We Others, I decided to read it from cover to cover, not skipping around and not setting it aside. There’s no question that We Others is a collection of entirely unrelated stories that can’t be said to form any kind of complete work together—pieces from the length of Millhauser’s career are selected here alongside new fiction. But reading so many of his stories back to back paints an interesting picture. I feel as if I’ve gotten to know Millhauser better through these stories than I would have through a novel of the same number of pages. Patterns and themes begin to emerge, as I see him rework and retry similar ideas—stage impresarios, unexplained things appearing in a town en masse, flying carpets.

Millhauser is unquestionably literary, but many of his stories occupy strange other worlds, sometimes full of magical wonder, as in “Snowmen,” and sometimes darkly threatening and macabre, such as ”Eisenheim the Illusionist,” the basis for the 2006 film The Illusionist. The effect when reading a slew of his stories one right after another is a sort of wariness when beginning a new piece, a sense of being unsure of what to expect and where you’re being led. For peppered throughout the otherworldly stories are stories of stark realism, like “Getting Closer” and “A Protest Against the Sun.”

There is little doubt that Millhauser is a masterful storyteller. He is equally adept at making you eager to turn the page to find out what happens next as he is at telling a story with virtually no plot at all, consisting of merely description, such as “The Barnum Museum,” detailing the mysteries and eccentricities of a museum filled with inexplicable supernatural exhibits like mermaids, gryphons, flying carpets, and invisible people. The novella-length title story shines especially—a recently deceased ghost narrates his relationship with a lonely spinster in whose attic he takes up residence. Millhauser’s brilliance lies in both his ability to invent an intriguing premise and in his deft prose. His talent shines in “Cat n’ Mouse,” a narration of a Tom and Jerry-style cartoon—complete with bugging eyes and plenty of dynamite—that takes an existential turn at the end.

So you may be able to enjoy each of the stories in We Others individually, appreciating Millhauser’s exceptional craft. Or it is possible to consider them together, as an almost accidental collage. A very different work emerges. You start to get a sense for the things that keep coming up in his brain, the little thoughts that gnaw at his work and have followed him throughout his long and successful career. I picked up We Others hoping to get a better sense of how to write a short story, but what I discovered was an intimate look inside the mind of one of the most masterful artists writing today.

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The Swamp Is Just A Swamp: Karen Russell’s Swamplandia! and American Magical Realism

Note: While it doesn’t explicitly contain spoilers, this post discusses Swamplandia! in such a way that anyone reading the book would probably be able to infer the ending.

Reading the synopsis for Karen Russell’s Swamplandia! definitely puts one in the mood for magical realism. Between names like Hilola Bigtree and the setting in the Everglades,  it promises the spooky and the supernatural. Words like “haunted” and “bewitching” rise to the surface of the cover blurbs. Diving in, I had high hopes that Swamplandia! would be the long-awaited (in my mind) truly great piece of American magical realism.

There’s plenty of evidence to suggest that this is a genre that Americans just don’t do. The matter-of-fact blend of the supernatural and the mundane seems to evolve naturally out of cultures with a long history of belief in magic. Gabriel García Márquez remembers his grandmother telling him stories from her childhood that wove ghosts and spirits seamlessly together with hanging out the laundry. For whatever reason, American mythology has always tended to cleanly separate magic from reality. We are a nation of skeptics, and ghost stories are just that—stories.

Perhaps the one part of the U.S. where this is not entirely the case is in the South, especially in regions of the swampier variety. This made the possibility of Swamplandia! giving the U.S. a respectable entry in the magical realism canon all the more promising. Ultimately, though, Swamplandiais firmly rooted in the reality of our world. The characters may be a bit more colorful than a novel as disturbingly true-to-life as Jonathan Franzen’s Freedom, for example, but everything apparently magical ends up having an explanation.

A sense pervades the first half of the novel that even the characters themselves want to be in a novel by García Márquez or Salman Rushdie. They seem to be trying to be nonchalant about the ghosts who are apparently possessing and pledging themselves to daughter Osceola. In fact, a great deal of the novel has to do with wanting to believe. But where Russell’s Everglades differ from Macondo is that in the world of García Márquez, belief doesn’t enter into it. Magic and the supernatural are intrinsic parts of everyday life, and the characters “believe” in these things in the same way they “believe” in the furniture in their house. Ava Bigtree discovers in a tragic way that no matter how much one might want to believe, the only magic is within, and not in the world at large.

Does this say something about American literature? About American culture in general? We do tend to gush about hyper-realist novels and authors like Franzen. Revered masters of American literature like Hemingway and Fitzgerald wrote stories with little if any supernatural elements to them. Recent National Book Award winners have dealt with the “restrictive realities of rural poverty,” (Salvage the Bones2011), “the pain, loveliness, mystery, and promise of New York City in the 1970s,” (Let the Great World Spin, 2009), “scarred and lonely dreamers in the American grain” (Lord of Misrule, 2010). In contrast,  books with magical or fantasy elements regularly take British prizes. Arguably the three most significant works of fantasy of the 20th century—Harry PotterThe Lord of the Rings, and The Chronicles of Narnia—were all written by Brits. In fact, one of the most popular fantasy series written by an American, George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire, has been specifically lauded for its downplaying of magic and focus on political intrigue. Is there something about Americans that just isn’t particularly suited to the supernatural?

In some ways, Swamplandia!‘s ultimate lack of actual magic seems to be hinting at this. Part of the criteria for the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction is that the book have to do significantly with American life and culture, and perhaps it was this conclusion that resonated with the judges as particularly American. We’ve been raised to always be looking for the man behind the curtain.

This doesn’t mean Swamplandia! isn’t worth reading, of course. Russell has an incredibly promising and original voice that I’m anxious to see develop. I would have been surprised if it had won the Pulitzer, though. As crackling and enjoyable as Russell’s prose is, the book doesn’t seem sufficiently weighty to carry a prize like that. But perhaps there is more to Swamplandia! than meets the eye. It does seem to be coming to a sobering conclusion about Americans and our relationship to magic and fantasy. It’s high time we had what Swamplandia! seemed positioned as—a truly excellent, respected piece of American magical realism.

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Where Am I, Again?

I have difficulty picturing things. Always have. Envisioning characters as I read is like looking at them underwater or out of the corner of your eye, blurred features circling and circling just out of reach. Or else they’re so generic as to be for all intents and purposes featureless, like a smiling family in a life insurance ad that you’re supposed to forget before you’ve even seen.

Places are a different story. I reuse places mercilessly when I read, and always strange, dream-like versions of places I’ve known. Practically every family in every book I’ve ever read has lived in an imitation of one of a few houses. My grandparents have hosted the Thaws, the Portnoys, the Stephanides; the house of longtime family friends has appeared in White Noise and almost every short story or essay about family life I’ve read; my other grandparents’ tiny house in Hemet, California, has turned up in St. Jude and been the scene of a mysterious death in Madrid. K.’s parents’ house has been creeping into more and more stories lately.

I’m intentionally ambiguous about setting when it comes to my own stories, then. It might be said this is a fault for a writer, not to be able to envision new locations, or at least not easily. More exotic locales have been easier to invent, although I admit my settings when reading Rushdie or Arundhati Roy would probably be more at home in Indiana Jones than a serious work about India. But with contemporary stories, without thinking I assign them a setting I know.

Interestingly, I never use my own parents’ house. It would be like picturing myself when thinking of a fictional character. There will always be things you don’t know about other people’s houses. But we don’t like to admit there might be something unfamiliar in our own.

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Postlet 6/16/12

So I’ve started copying out parts of The Great Gatsby by hand, which is supposedly how Hunter S. Thompson learned to write. K. liked Fear and Loathing a lot more than I did. Maybe I was turned off by the kid who came up to me when I was somewhere with the book sitting on the table next to me and started gushing about it in an almost parodic stoner voice, and all I could think was, “You just like this book because it’s full of drugs, but is still accepted literature.” Anyway, I’m copying out bits of Gatsby, and it’s like reading a different book. It’s like slowing Beethoven down so it lasts 24 hours. I start thinking about things like why Fitzgerald used that instead of which, and how he punctuated dialogue. It’s debatable whether or not that’s actually useful to me as a writer, but all the same I feel like I’m peeking over his shoulder as he’s writing. When you read, you read so much faster than the words were actually produced, but this is like experiencing Gatsby the way Fitzgerald himself might have, at the pace of a writer. I’m not going to copy out the whole thing—I’ll move on to other books soon.

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